So that's what I'm not. What I am is a naturalist/interpreter with a BSc in Zoology and a lot of artsy hobbies. I spend my days teaching people (mostly children, but not always) about science, nature, and the environment, and I spend my evenings doodling, occasionally writing bad poetry, and singing. There was a time in my life when I did a bit of performing and I may get back to it someday, but for now what I do in my spare time is only for me. I think we all need something like that.
What else? Well, I'm short, left-handed, nearsighted, astigmatic, a dabbler in many things but a master of pretty much nothing, and I enjoy the absurdity in the world.
The stupidity? Not so much.