I'm a five-year-old

If I wasn't, why would I have spent five dollars (um... Liquidation World, people) on a machine that spins a card so that I can throw paint at it?

I swear to you, I am so five.

Incidentally, this is a good way to decorate a room as well if you're not watching how high the spinning plate is moving up in the column. Washable surfaces recommended, boys and girls.